Highlights from the SCBWI Winter Conference

The beloved Lin Oliver and unforgettable Henry Winkler signed copies of their book. Super excited to get a pic with both of them.

Henry was a surprise guest who gave a rousing speech to us that made me want to keep trying for a dozen more years. 🙂

Lin created such a friendly caring vibe for the entire conference. Despite there being 1300 attendees, I felt very connected and like I was part of a ginormous Brady Bunch. She’s a witty and charismatic speaker and I’ve never laughed so much at a conference before.

The heart-capturing Chris Crutcher read excerpts from his soul wracking novels that have made him one of the most banned writers in America. I fell in love twice over.

He made a point of saying that when you tell tough stories you have to use tough language. “We have to tell those stories in their native tongue.”

He also pointed out that for him the best way to make life important is to shorten it. In Deadline, his main character has one year to really live.

A life lesson I took away from his speech was that “Grief is probably one of the most important things we do.” And when we don’t take time to grieve, we get sick. There is no set limit to grieving, you have to just let it run its course.

That resonated so deeply with me because in college one of my close friends was diagnosed with cancer. It sent me into a spiral and everyone around me kept saying, “Get over it. Don’t let this derail you.” I ended up with mono. I should have just ignored them and taken my time processing the grief of having my dear friend face a fatal illness.

Arianne Lewin, Executive Editor at G.P. Putnam (Penguin) gave a riveting workshop on fantasy novels. That made me think further about the first two pages of my YA. Ah revisions, my new best friend.

Her explanation of the subgenres of fantasy helped tremendously.

She passed out the first two pages of three different fantasy novels and had us examine what worked in them. Fascinating insight. A few of the key things we saw across the books was:

  • Character development,
  • Strong voice,
  • Some idea of stakes,
  • Context/setting the scene,
  • Word choices revealing character,
  • Intriguing without revealing everything.

Tara Weikum, Executive Editor at Harper Collins shared essential insight into the YA market.

She talked about how people said YA was dead in the 90s and they were wrong. She also talked about the evolution of YA books to the point where there is a separate NYT Bestseller list for them. She warned against chasing trends because “they are impossible to predict or plan for.”

She reminded us that teens read things that are important and relevant to them. She touched on how one book may appeal to her and not to another editor.

 

The third workshop I attended was on revision with Cheryl Klein, Executive Editor at Arthur A. Levine Books (Scholastic). Her workshop was so informative and useful, I bought her book, Second Sight, and I would recommend everyone check out her blog before you begin the revision process. She has some fantastic tools to help you gain distance from your novel and analyze it so that you actually “Re-vision” your book.

 

The cocktail party on Saturday night was a not to be missed event. I met the critique group organizer for CT, several pre-published authors, a soon to be published author. And I tried the Baked By Melissa mini-cupcakes which were delish squared. A networking night filled with delectable food stations. I <3 mashed potato martinis.

Lin Oliver and Steve Mooser and the entire SCBWI team that organized this conference deserve a standing ovation for their tireless efforts and boundless energy. And for the constant supply of coffee throughout the conference. 🙂

This is a wonderful conference to attend for all writers of  children’s books.

 

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Guest Post: Emmie Mears Talks About Barry Eisler’s Bottom Line

Today, the fabulous Emmie Mears is guest posting about a killer panel that I missed during the Writer’s Digest Conference. Because super nerd me lined up 50 minutes before Pitch Slam started.

I’m a follower of her fantastic blog (which you should definitely check out). I thought you’d appreciate her perspective on the panel too.

And now, I turn the blog over to Emmie…

E-Pub vs. Legacy Pub: Barry Eisler’s Bottom Line

If you’re like me — a self-professed lover of traditional publishing — you might not have heard of Barry Eisler before now. If you’re an e-pub guru, you’ve probably at least heard his name.

Mr. Eisler was a keynote speaker at the Writer’s Digest conference. At first glance, he reminded me a little of Bradley Cooper. Take a moment to swoon if you must.

Barry Eisler is an author who has recently transitioned from a successful traditional publishing career to the world of self-publishing. Here’s the reason behind his notoriety: he turned down a $500,000 book deal with St. Martin’s Press in favor of self-publishing his newest book as an e-book. His e-book has been wild and successful, and I think it’s safe to say he has capitalized on his risk.

Before everyone flies into a tizzy of self-publishing, allow me to use Mr. Eisler’s words to deflate you. I apologize in advance for the poof of air rushing out of the sails, but this very successful author had a point to make. First of all, he explained that making a living in the writing business is — to an extent — like a lottery. Sometimes fantastic books hit the shelves only to run their faces into a brick wall — current events, economic downturn, the arrival of a similar book by a better-known author. Any number of great books has struggled to compete with the many distractions of our frenetic little planet. A lot of success is timing, and a lot of it is luck.

Barry (I can call you Barry, right?) has a mantra that I chanted to myself daily even before I saw him speak: Work hard, work hard, work hard, work hard until luck finds you. Writers and dreamers, take heed. It might take a flash of luck, of your query catching the exact right agent the moment she desperately wants your book or of an influential e-book buyer wanting a dystopian romance right as your book pops up in her marketplace. The only way those things will happen is if you keep working, keep sending queries, and keep doing your thing. Work hard until luck finds you.

Now. That little inspiration was fun, but let’s dive into the nitty-gritty, shall we?

Barry loves e-books. Barry loves e-books because they never go out of print. Tangible books are subject to their sales and how profitable it is to keep them on shelves. When I was in high school, I sold a bunch of my Night World books by L.J. Smith at a yardsale. I regretted it even as the money changed hands. A couple years later, I tried to buy them back, only to find that they were A: out of print and B: really expensive used. I still bought them, but I’m a weirdo. Most people won’t go hunting down books that are out-of-print — they look for things that take less work to find.

Traditional publishers lure writers because they have the golden goose in their warehouses. You didn’t hear the honking? Yeah. She’s there. Her name is Distribution. Don’t ask me. I didn’t name her. Sure, you can waltz into a Barnes and Noble with your self-published books and ask politely for them to give you shelf space, but I can almost guarantee you can’t make it to all of their stores — and even if you did, you would be paying a lot of money to do stock them. Traditional publishers have the networks, the salespeople, and — oh yeah — the product. They can print thousands of books and get them onto shelves. Until recently, this was the only way to do it.

What the e-book has changed is that writers who choose to publish that way do not need that golden goose.

Oh, see? Now we hurt her feelings. She’s crying big honking alligator tears.

But seriously — if you choose to e-publish, you have the distribution. You have the assurance that your book will never go out of print. So says Barry, and it’s true. Of course, there is a downside to that. While in traditional publishing, about 93% of books fail (sell less than 1000 copies and go out of print), that number doesn’t really change in e-publishing. You go from being one of a few hundred thousand titles in trad publishing to one of millions of titles in self-publishing. Six of one, half dozen of the other.

Publishing will be built on direct-to-consumer marketing in the future, says Barry. This makes writers powerful players and provides a nice segue into another one of his points: if you write for a living, you are your own CEO.

Say that with me. If you write for a living, you are your own CEO.

Barry meant it purely in the sense of the business of it, but I see another juicy layer there. What does that mean? It means you (you, not Barry, not Random House, and not Kindle or Nook) are responsible for your success.

Hold it, Emmie. You and Barry said that making a living writing is like a lottery.

It is. When you own your success, when you take that responsibility for your own progress and sales and brand, it’s like buying a brontosaurus’s share of tickets in that lottery. If you work a piddling amount and hem and haw and splutter about, you’re only buying a ticket a day. Sure, you might hit jackpot and win big, but you know what’s true about people that happens to? They’re broke again next year.

When you own your success, you stockpile enough tickets to win not just next month or next year, but the months and years afterward. And that, my friends, is what it means to be a career writer.

How do you own your success? How do you take that responsibility? Barry has an answer for you, via me.

First of all, understand that readers love to read — and they still buy books. If you keep that in mind, you will keep writing. The readers are waiting. Don’t keep them waiting forever.

Here are three things that you need to do to take responsibility for your career as a writer, no matter which avenue of publishing you trundle down:

1. Editing. Oh, dear gawd and kittens, I cannot stress this one enough. I downloaded a sample chapter of an e-book I saw advertised a couple weeks ago. Within a page, I’d banged my head on my keyboard twice and cringed enough to make a kicked puppy feel brave. Edit your work. If you don’t know what a comma splice is, find out. If you don’t know what a dangling modifier is, find out. If you suck at editing, hire someone. This is your duty to your readers: don’t suck. Please, for the love of the grammar gods, don’t suck.

2. Proof-reading. This goes hand-in-hand with editing. Beyond grammar, your writing should pop, zing, and other comic book words. I’m guilty of this one too. If you haven’t figured this out yet, I tend toward verbosity. Don’t worry; I belong to a support group.

3. Packaging. You don’t want your self-published book to look like your five-year-old drew the cover with crayons and then snotted on it. Professional is key, and for newbie writers it’s not easy. This is an arena where the legacy publishers still have a leg up on the indies — they have the artists, the graphic designers, and the polish to make books look awesome. Have you been in a Barnes and Noble lately? I went to one a month ago and about peed my pants at how much covers have evolved in the past couple years.

The bottom line? From Barry to you: write great fiction. Make it pop, make it shine, and people will want it, no matter how you publish it. And because of e-books, you now have choices.

About Emmie Mears

Emmie studied history and languages in college — at least on the surface. Woven into stories of World War II Poland and trying to wrap her tongue around tongue-mutilating consonants, she discovered a world within our own. A world of magic where trees can come alive and humans aren’t at the top of the food chain.

Armed with pen and paper, she set out to coax that world from the ether and commit it to ink. It’s there she found her home in a land of urban fantasy. Reality filtered through a supernatural lens — that is the magic.

Emmie lives outside D.C. and wishes she had a cat to laugh at and a dog to chase the cat. She lives with her husband and some intrepid raccoons who weren’t quite invited.

Emmie is currently working on the third novel of an adult urban fantasy trilogy and seeking representation.

Emmie’s Blog: http://emmiemears.com/

Emmie’s Twitter: @emmiemears

 

 

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Jeff Gerke–The First Fifty Pages Workshop

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Jeff Gerke’s panel on The First Fifty Pages was an intimate look into the mind of an editor. I was so impressed I bought his book,The First Fifty Pages, at the Writer’s Digest Conference and had him sign it.

He has a unique perspective being that he is a multi-published author and is now an editor at his own publishing house.

He explained that the first fifty pages have to:
*Engage the reader
*Introduce the hero
*Introduce the main character
*Establish context for story (establish the normal before violating the normal) Note: this is something others may disagree over.
*Reveal genre
*Reveal story world
*Set tone for book
*Introduce theme
*Introduce villain/antagonist
*Present the stakes
*Start the time bomb (build reader anticipation about the terrible thing that will happen)
*Start the hero’s inner journey
*Inciting incident must happen
*Set up Act 2
*Set up circularity (something you will refer back to at end to give rear feeling of completeness.)

Wow. That’s an impressive to-do list for the first fifty pages.

He then moved on to discussing what goes on inside the editor’s mind. There are a couple chapters in his book on this too.

The key points I took away were:
1) The agent culls the best manuscripts to submit to acquisitions editor.
2) Editors are given the work of acquisitions but no time to do it. They read your submission over lunch or at home.
3) Editors have to consider marketability because sales mean the editors publishing house does well and editor keeps his job.
4) A contracted and published book may only have 1 person in publishing house who read the entire manuscript.

He talked about the four ways to begin a novel:
1) Prologues(e.g., Mulan movie)
2) Hero action (e.g., Indiana Jones)
3) In Media Res (e.g., One Day) this is where you start in the middle and flash back to past, telling story up to the point you started at and usually further forward.
4) Frame device (e.g., The Notebook)

Method 1&2 are the most popular ways to open a novel.

The key thing about a prologue is that it must be used properly to open the book.and it’s important to remember agents have a strong dislike of prologues.

The reason prologues have such a bad wrap is because many new writers use them incorrectly. He said prologues are bad if they are full of backstory and can be consider an info dump.

He also offered a 4 hour bootcamp session, which I unfortunately hadn’t signed up for. I figured my mind would be mush by then. It kinda was.

Though the powerful and captivating speaker, Chris Baty, gave a rousing closing remarks that energized me for my Central Park walk with Emmie.

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Donald Maass– The 21st Century Novel Panel at WDC

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The Writer’s Digest Conference had many mind stretching, craft expanding panels. I wish I could blog about each one, but I’d rather select three to share. And the awesome Emmie Mears has graciously agreed to Guest post about a panel as well.

That should satiate your conference interests without inundating you with info.

I loved Donald Maass’s panel on Writing The 21st Century Novel.

Brimming with brilliant insight.

He talked about how commercial fiction dominated the New York Times Bestsellers list in the 1970s and 1980s, but in the 1990s things began to change. Fantasy and literary fiction began to take a place on that venerable list.

He believes now in the 21st century there is another shift occurring.

Curious, he started to research these changes. He found there was a decrease in straight genre fiction and an increase in cross genre fiction.

In fact, cross genre books were selling better than straight genre fiction. These hybrids were fiction that read like literary fiction but were genre fiction.

He came to this conclusion: In the 21st century, the genre concept will slowly die and go away. It will be replaced with high impact fiction, which marries great story telling with beautiful writing.

This means that commercial and literary writers each have something to learn from each other. The story must meld the two types so that it effects the reader and reaches people in a powerful way.

Mr. Maass then led us through an exercise to help make our stories more high impact. He has a book coming out to help writers do this at home too. I’ll definitely be purchasing it.

His main point with these exercises was to engage the reader emotionally. I have to admit it worked. I made three revisions to my finished manuscript this weekend because of his workshop. And they all improved the readers emotional experience.

One prompt he posed to the audience was: Write down the hardest thing your protagonist has to do in the course of the story. Now work out why the character has sworn never to do or do it again.

He wants writers to construct powerful protagonists, 3-D secondary characters, and make the book plot driven but beautifully written.

He has several workshops this year that are worth attending.

Thanks WDC for a killer first day workshop panel!

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Pitch Slam–One Writer’s experience

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The Writer’s Digest Pitch Slam is a can’t be missed opportunity to get your work to agents.

On Saturday morning, I had moths chewing through the wool of my stomach. Serious nerves. Anticipation nerves.

So I lined up early. 50 minutes early. I was third in line for the central Park East room.

Three hours to the pitch slam, but the agents were alphabetically split up into 4 separate rooms.

This presents a problem because all my agents are ranked according to fit for my book, but agent choice 1,2,3 are in 3 separate rooms, which forces me to break order and hit whoever was on my list in that room for expediency.

I lined up to go into Central Park East. Met two lovely writers ahead of me. Luckily, we were each targeting a different agent, so no blood shed over our first pitch.

As soon as Chuck Sambuchino gave us the okay we raced to our first choice.

I’ll be honest, I was nervous but I was excited to finally pitch this book.

I had written my pitch a month ago so I went through it pretty well. The agent didn’t like the paranormal element and said to query her.

Instead of debating or arguing, I accepted her response with a polite okay and thanks.

I moved on to my next agent. People were still pouring into the room. I was number 9 in line. Ugh. 24 minutes until I got to pitch.

The other writers were awesome. We chatted and joked our way up to the front.

This agent said strong pitch but not for me.

For some bizarre reason this isn’t ruffling my feathers. I anticipated this book would be a hard sell because it’s a mixed genre book.

I check out another agent in that room but her line is 10 long and I don’t want to miss out on other agents.

So I head into the next room, Central Park West.

I get in line for an agent I think is a great fit. Six people in front of me which means 18 minutes waiting. I strike up a conversation with Kim, the lady in the line next to me. We make the best of the wait, cheering each other on.

This agent and I click. We are laughing at my pitch together. She seems to really enjoy the story. She requests the partial. I start to get up and she invites me to stay and chat since my 3 minutes aren’t up yet. I manage to make her laugh a bit more.

The other agent I wanted to hit in that room has a long line so I decide to circle back. I race out of the room, road runner down the stairs and gallop to the other set of rooms.

I have several targets in Empire West. The top pick has a long line but I figure I have time. The line flies by with the help of a Jessica from CT. We exchange cards.

This agent also likes my pitch and requests the partial.

I jet across the room to an agent who tells me telepaths aren’t for her. Mind you I flubbed my pitch and got tongue tied but i did manage to recover. But valid point. With a polite Thanks, I head for my next target.

This Agent has a long line. Like 9 people. Ugh. But I’m good on time. So I get in it.

When I pitch her she makes eye contact the whole time. I don’t drop my gaze to my notes. Thank God I memorized it!

She says it’s not for her, but then gives me two referrals to agents who would like it. That was so unbelievably kind and above the call of duty.

Only bad call I made all day was sucking on sour candies to keep my mouth from drying out. I stuck the candy in my cheek like a chipmuck to talk and it dissolved between my gum and cheek. This kinda burned that area of my mouth. I alternated sides so both ache. Next conference I’ll stick to mints.

I hit my next agent. Her line is only 4 people. Still good on time, so I wait.

She requests a partial too.

Now it’s a race down the hall back to Central Park rooms to try and snag my next agent. There is a huge line 10 people for the agent in CPE I wanted. That will eat up most of my time left. Shoot. So I check the agent I want in CPW.

Her line is shorter so I go in for her. She is absolutely lovely and asks a few questions even after she requests the partial.

I’m grinning from ear to ear. But when i return to CPE, the agent line i wanted now has a last pitch sign given out. This means the person with that sign is the last pitch. Darn.

Like a New Yorker at rush hour, I speed walk and dodge people trying to get back to the Empire rooms. In Empire East, the agents I want all have writers holding last pitch signs. So I skedaddle into Empire West. I find two agents that don’t have big lines. So I jump in line and pitch one. Get my sixth request!

I have ten minutes left. One agent has no line, but I already have a cold query partial out to her agency. Darn. I scan the room. Everyone has last pitch cards. I race next door. Same situation. I fly down the hall. Same situation. The ones without lines don’t take my genre or already rejected me via cold query. Ugh.

So I stop at 9 pitches with 9 minutes left to go.

I’m helium balloon bouncing on the ceiling. Adrenaline is pumping. Mind is firing on all levels.

I go upstairs, get my stuff and head back to A’s apartment.

Out of 9 pitches, I got 6 requests and one referral. That’s more than I dreamed possible.

Thank you to Writer’s Digest for making this possible.

Also a huge shout out to Emmie Mears who is a delight to hang out with in NY and an awesome fellow blogger. So glad we got to meet and actually have a couple meals together.

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The Bold and the Beautiful Gives Back Over the Holidays

 

Sometimes, TV shows teach us something. Not often, but it happens. Over the holidays, The Bold and Beautiful had their matriarch Stephanie Forrester spend two days interviewing real people who had aged out of the foster care system and were trying to better themselves and build a life.

The show worked this into the plot seamlessly by having an intern at Forrester Creations accused of stealing designs. Stephanie realized she’d made an unfair accusation and tried to set it right by going to the girl’s home.

This is how she learned about United Friends of the Children, a non-profit organization in LA that help foster kids transition into the world with housing, clothing, paid internships, and assisting them in applying to college and for financial aid.

It was absolutely heartbreaking to hear real stories of how foster care failed many of these people. How when they turn 18, they are given $500 and sent out alone in the world. Granted some had a wonderful foster care parent who shaped their life. But that’s not the majority.

It touched me deeply and I decided to make a small donation because this is a charity that really resonated with me. I tried to imagine my life without parents and without family. I would not be where I am right now without my mom’s emotional and financial support. I wouldn’t be the writer I am without my dad red-penning my high school essays.

I can’t imagine how hard it is to be all alone and wanting to be the best you, but not having opportunities and chances.

That’s why I really appreciate this charity because it gives these kids opportunities. And they take it and run with it.

If you’d like to learn more about United Friends of the Children click here.

If you’d like to watch (18 minutes each) The Bold and The Beautiful Episodes here they are:

Episode 1

 

Episode 2

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Writer’s Digest Conference in NYC Starts Today

I’m at the Writer’s Digest Conference in NYC today! I’ll be tweeting about it this weekend @Kourhei and blogging about my favorite panels next week.

I’m super excited to be here again. Last year, I learned so much, met some cool people, garnered several requests for my YA manuscript and learned how to breathe while pitching.

Hoping this year’s event further improves my craft and that I get requests on my adult manuscript.

Here’s what the conference schedule looks like.

If you have any questions about the conference, please comment below and I’m happy to share anything I learned. Even stuff like what to wear, how to strike up a conversation with a stranger, when to approach a writer you love for an autograph or who the best speakers were.

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Book Review: Caught by Harlan Coben

Harlan Coben is the Dalai Lama of Suspense. Seriously, every suspense lover should read Caught. It’s a gateway to phenomenal writing and enlightened reading.

He hooked me with his first line, “I knew opening that red door would destroy my life.”

I have to know why and how and everything else that goes along with the destruction of Dan Mercer’s life.

I decided to read the first few chapters and 100 pages flew by. He is a skillful writer who doesn’t let go of his reader for one heart-pounding millisecond.

His descriptions are crisp and fresh like “Small curls of orange shag, like thin cheetos, littered the floor.”

The characters are well crafted, sucking you right into their suburban lives and the underbelly of their existence.

The premise promises a thrilling, suspenseful mystery with hairpin turns and twists that toss the reader off treacherous cliffs.

I had no idea how things would end until I reached the very last sentence of the last page.

Here’s how Mr. Coben’s website describes the book:

From the #1 New York Times bestselling master of suspense comes a fast-paced, emotion-packed novel about guilt, grief, and our capacity to forgive.

17 year-old Haley McWaid is a good girl, the pride of her suburban New Jersey family, captain of the lacrosse team, headed off to college next year with all the hopes and dreams her doting parents can pin on her. Which is why, when her mother wakes one morning to find that Haley never came home the night before, and three months quickly pass without word from the girl, the community assumes the worst.

Wendy Tynes is a reporter on a mission, to identify and bring down sexual predators via elaborate—and nationally televised—sting operations. Working with local police on her news program Caught in the Act, Wendy and her team have publicly shamed dozens of men by the time she encounters her latest target. Dan Mercer is a social worker known as a friend to troubled teens, but his story soon becomes more complicated than Wendy could have imagined.

In a novel that challenges as much as it thrills, filled with the astonishing tension and unseen suburban machinations that have become Coben’s trademark, Caught tells the story of a missing girl, the community stunned by her loss, the predator who may have taken her, and the reporter who suddenly realizes she can’t trust her own instincts about this case—or the motives of the people around her.

While I was reading this book, everything became something that had to get done so that I could get back to the book.

After reading this book, I would buy and read any book with Harlan Coben’s name on it. He is one of the top writers of our generation.

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Guest Post: Joya Fields on The Importance of Social Networking

Thank you, Kourtney, for inviting me to your blog today to chat about social networking and why Twitter and Facebook are essential writing tools. It’s great to be here and fun to be talking about such an interesting topic.

Published, or unpublished, an internet presence is essential for writers in this fast-paced world. Twitter and Facebook accounts enable writers to connect with other authors, share rejection woes, release joy, and connect with readers.

How social networking sites help writers:

1. The most important reason for writers to have social networking accounts is because editors and agents want to know you will be able to help promote your book. Often, they will require you to include your social networking links in your query letter.

2. Social networking gives you the opportunity to network with other authors. Often authors post requests from their publishers on Twitter and Facebook pages and spread the word about a call for submissions before the information is listed on the publisher’s website.

3. Twitter and Facebook accounts make it easy for readers to find and contact writers.

4. Social networking sites help writers publicize blog visits and published material. Lots of writers use Twitter and Facebook and they are some of the most generous people around. If you mention your blog visit or a new release and ask people to retweet the information and/or send them to your link, you potentially reach thousands of people. If only a few followers retweet your post, you’ve likely reached 5,000 more potential visitors to your blog. When I announced my debut novel, BENEATH THE SURFACE, I received invitations from Twitter users who offered to host me on their blogs to help promote my book.

5. Editor requests and tips. Lots of agents and editors are on Twitter. Frequently, they’ll post their needs. Recently, an editor with a New York house tweeted that she needed paranormal romance submissions.

6. Do: Use your account frequently. At least a few times a week. It’s a back-and-forth conversation and you don’t want followers to feel like it’s one-sided. Do: Be entertaining. Let you personality shine through. It’s important to remain professional, but have fun, too. Don’t: Only post when you want people to do or buy. Posts start to look more like ads when you bombard people with requests every day.

Want to learn more about using Twitter and Facebook? One of the best sites for information is Emlyn Chand’s website http://www.novelpublicity.com/blog/marketing/

Have fun as you promote yourself, your books, and make new friends.

Find Joya on the web: http://www.joyafields.com/

Follow Joya on Twitter: @joyafields

Excerpt from Beneath the Surface:

“I…I can walk you back to your own room before I head to mine.” Garrett’s voice broke as he whispered.

Brooke swallowed hard. She couldn’t do this right now with him. Too many obstacles stood in their way. But as she looked in his somber eyes, she realized none of those complications were bigger than her need for Garrett.

“Let’s go to your room,” she said, her voice shaking. She moved her hands inside his shirt and ran them over his tight abs and chest. Heat soared through her body at the feel of him. “Together…”

Buy links for Beneath the Surface:

Amazon http://www.amazon.com/Beneath-Surface-Joya-Fields/dp/1612170048/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1325690766&sr=8-2

The Wild Rose Press http://www.thewildrosepress.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=191&products_id=4738

Bio

Joya Fields has had over 100 stories and articles published in local and national magazines and her debut novel, Beneath the Surface, a romantic suspense, and Love Delivered, a romantic comedy novella, are now available. www.joyafields.com

Beneath the Surface trailer:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHqQBDMeRAE

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Conversations With Grandma

Yesterday, Grandma H picked me up for our weekly getabouting. Inevitably, we both have errands to run before we get to the lunching at IHOP.

After I tell her what errands I need to run, she says, “I need to go to the bank and get a head.”

I pause. Does she mean a bond? Maybe $100 bill with Jefferson’s head on it? “A head of what?”

“A head.” Her tone indicates I’m the idiot here.

“What kind of head do you get at the bank?”

She shakes her head at my stupidity. “A head to put my wig on.”

Ah! “So you need to go to the bank and to the wig shop.”

“Yes.”

“I think you should get a wig cap too to tuck your hair under the wig,” I say.

“That last one was too tight,” she says. “I’ll just get  pantyhose and cut them.”

Dear God, Grandma is the anti-Martha Stewart. “How about we ask the salesgirl for a looser wig cap?”

She sighs. “Okay, but the last one squeezed my head. It hurt.”

I ask, “Why didn’t you say something?”

“Like what?”

“Ow?”

She thinks. “Oh, I guess that would have helped.”

“It definitely would have conveyed that you were in pain.”

******

As we pull out of the cemetery after visiting her mom’s grave, Grandma H waves to the newer section of the graveyard and says, “I wouldn’t want to be buried there.”

I ask, “Where would you like to go?”

She says, “Home.”

“You want to be buried in your house. That’s kinda weird. Do you think Auntie will mind?”

Grandma H bursts out laughing. “No, that’s where I’m headed now. I want to be cremated.”

*****

No matter where we go Grandma H occupies 2-3 parking spots. I’ve never seen anyone park with as much guts as she has.

*****

At IHOP, Grandma H orders a lemonade and puts her straw in the glass. Two minutes later she starts looking around, demanding, “Where’s my straw?”

“It’s in your lemonade.”

She looks perplexed. “Where? I can’t see it.”

I lift it up. “It’s right here. Do you need your glasses?”

“No, it just blends in since the straw is clear and the lemonade is light colored.”

It kinda does. But I can still spot the straw pretty easily. “Grandma you okay?”

“Fine. But this lemonade is on the sweet-side.”

“Do you want me to ask for lemons?”

“You’d think they’d come with it being that they are used to make it.”

*****

After we go to the bank in the mall, I remind Grandma, “I think you should use the other branch. You’re too much of a target walking around the mall.”

“But I’ll have to get friendly with them.”

“How can you get friendly with them when you’re always mean to the tellers?”

She laughs. “I suppose that will be difficult.”

“Better they get used to you as you are.”

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