How to Navigate Me in the AM

  • Don’t speak unless spoken to before I’ve eaten
  • Don’t tell me all the plans for the day before my coffee is fully drunk
  • Don’t ask me why my hair looks like this
  • Don’t tell me everything that’s gone wrong with your day so far, if I wanted to wake up to bad news I’d listen to NPR in the morning
  • Don’t ask me to do five things until my eyes are fully open
  • Don’t be surprised if I’m still in bed and fall back to sleep while you are speaking to me
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2 Responses to How to Navigate Me in the AM

  1. berry says:

    U are mean. I don’t like that. Too many rules. Be nice.

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